Heading into halftime it's 7-7. Both teams have turned the ball over, been hit with (and saved by) stupid penalties, and have failed to move the ball much offensively.
Commercial analysis: Heineken with Brad Pitt. Cute. Not as cute as Jennifer Aniston, mind you, but few are. Even with endorsements from such fabulous celebrities, Heineken still tastes like ass. BTW, I'm available to pitch yummy beers like Fat Tire, Sweetwater 420, or Paulaner Hefeweizen.